Seriously, bro, what the heck is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain before I lose it?
What Fucking Crap?!
Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like someone just flipped a switch out from under me. I can't understand what is going on. Seriously, this is insane.
- Give me a break!
- What the frick?
- This can't be happening. I'm losing it.
Holy crap Just Happened?
This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.
Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just sitting here and wondering if I took too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?
If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.
This Stuff Makes Me Wanna Say WTF
This scenario is just insane. I mean, come on! Seriously, what the hell is going up? Is this some kind of bad dream? It's like everyone went crazy.
I'm totally frustrated right now. I just want to throw something.
This is the worst situation I've ever experienced. WTF!
Can Someone Explain This WTF Moment?
I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another more info dimension.
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What the Heck?!
Like, literally everything is just bonkers right now. My thoughts is cooked. I don't even know where to start. It's like understanding a mystery with no instructions. This whole thing is just nuts.
- Maybe I need break?
- Someone save me!